People

My Best Friend - heterosexual life partner
   What can I say? I love Liz like a sister! We’ve been friends for god knows how long (6th grade actually), and here we are now, roommates in college.
INSIDE JOKES:
-WEEE AREEE SIIIAAAMEEESEEE
-I’ll just get on my airplane then.
-Weird.
-The vase is broken…
-Hey girls…
-WE NEVER HANG OUT ANYMORE, WHATS WITH THAT?
-I made you this wax model and diorama…
-Superb.

My Boyfriend - my baby babe!
   2 years, and still going strong. Reliable in every way, very smart, talkative and a complete goof, complete with a touch of Russian accent. I also turned him into a nerd!!!
INSIDE JOKES:
-baby babe. baby babe babe babe baby babe
-Baroo? Baroo? D’oh well!
-KIPEPEO

My Family
My family is all earth/water elements, did you know??
INSIDE JOKES:
-…TWO???
-LANCE.