*yuudachi

me: be my boyfriend

me: babe be my boyfrienddddd

Igor: ???

me: <3<3<3<3

Igor: y r u emphasizing this fact so much lol

me: im bored and i dont want to work on this problem

Igor: WORK ON THAT PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!

me: :(

Igor and I watching a commercial about Kisses Candy.

Me: So THAT'S how they make Kisses.

Igor: No, they make it like this *kiss*

: DDDDDDDDDDD

me: FINE BREAK UP WITH ME!!

me: DO IT NOW

Igor: i deserve to be appreciated in this relationship

me: GET IT OER WITH!!!!

Igor: ROFL

Igor: baby

me: SIGN THE FUCKING LINE

Igor: i will pick u up soon

me: I IGOR [...] ESTABLISH THE FACT THAT MYCA [...] AND I ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER!! X_______

me: SIGN IT

me: I DARE U

me: I DOUBLE DARE U

Igor: u want pork loin for dinner?

me: yea

Igor: ok, pork loin and potatoes

me: \(-v-)/ bah babe!!

Igor: i am going to hack into ur database right now using object oriented .bat interface language

me: DO IT

me: DO IT NOW

Igor: gimme a sec, must write code

me: LMAO

me: going into visual basic eh

Igor: pifff

Igor: calculators use that shit

Igor: anyways

Igor: lemme write my program, i will b back in a bit

me: how many bits

me: ...in a byte...

Igor: 8

me: XD

me: i guess you could say

me: i will see you in a

me: byte

Igor: they r not like santannas though

me: ur santanas

Igor: ur a cunt

me: D:<

Igor: :)

And on another note, I'm genuinely surprised 'look at this asshole' is actually used as a tag XD

Igor: bxd

me: what

Igor: now THATS a bra with vertical straps too!

me: stop making breasts with text

Igor: do u feel objectified?

me: i feel you're retarded

me: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdeahY5kW1qf00j0.png <--when will u look like this again

Igor: who is that?

me: a hot guy

Igor: i havent looked like that since hs

me: i want to lick him

Igor: go for it

me: taste like monitor

Igor: it should