Igor and I watching a commercial about Kisses Candy.

Me: So THAT'S how they make Kisses.

Igor: No, they make it like this *kiss*

: DDDDDDDDDDD

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.

Mitch Hedberg (via caketown)